| Willowe Foxblade | |
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| Name | Willowe Foxblade |
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 23 |
| Introduced In | "Insert Poncey Sounding Elvish Here" |
Willowe Diamond Honeysuckle Allisonette Ravenne Hyacinth Aurelia Sakurelle Dewdrop Arwennia Heliotrope Appleflower Sandriline Delilah Aphrodite Bob Yuffiana Swainsona Vipertooth Foxblade the Third is a Level 8 Sue.
Description
Willowe is the arch enemy of the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society, and the reason for the Society’s initial founding.
Willowe is 5’7", with flowing auburn hair, the length of which varies between waist length and ankle length depending on which sounds prettier at the time (generally it's shorter in a realistic fandom and longer in a cartoon or anime fandom). Her eyes are violet and are known to carry "mystery" and "the pain of a tragic past" in them. Her skin is flawless and she is known to have ample breasts, a slim waist, a toned stomach, perfect thighs and a bottom that any woman would commit murder for. She is also known to have elegant hands and a melodious voice, that frequently calls to mind a chorus of angels singing in perfect harmony.
Depending on the fandom, Willowe’s costume will generally vary, however she enjoys anything which shows off her beauty to the maximum. She is rarely seen in a fandom without her trendy rucksack, or her lime green iPod Nano, or her hot pink Motorola Razr (which the Society have discovered is untraceable and for some reason never needs charging - the same goes for her iPod). According to Harriet (and later confirmed by Emily) Willowe has a mortal fear of cake - possibly because she fears eating it would ruin her figure. She is skilled in a wide range of weaponry, and exceptionally deadly without it too. Her Sue powers are highly advanced to the point where anyone (male or female and regardless of sexual orientation) will instantly fall in love with her, and can do no wrong in their eyes. She has the ability warp canon to the extent that it barely resembles its former self (this is a Society hypothesis of her powers, since she has never been allowed to get this far before agents have been dispatched to remove her). Willowe has recently gained the ability to transform her physique into that of a young man, for disguising purposes, going by the name of William Fox. The incredible obviousness of this disguise is often ignored due to Willowe's irresistible charm.
Willowe’s power is a result of several factors. Firstly her age (she is two years older than Harriet, putting her at present at twenty-three years old) means that she has had eight years to accumulate power while residing in an abandoned fanfiction. Her rage against her creator also gives her a significant boost in power, not to mention an incredibly malicious and merciless attitude. She also has a vast knowledge of fandoms and how Sue powers can manifest themselves. Her age and experience make her a cut above most ordinary Mary-Sues, as does the fact that she has survived this long.
History
Willowe was originally created by Harriet in the fanfiction “The Lost Girl of Middle Earth” (now mercifully deleted from the fanfiction.net archives) as a lost elf princess made to be matched with Legolas. However Harriet eventually destroyed all copies of the story, except for (to known date) one copy left behind on a green floppy disc. The lack of a watching audience fed Willowe’s hatred of Harriet, and left her stranded in the Lord of the Rings fandom for many years, until finally she had amassed enough power and age to take the fandom by force. At this point Harriet became aware of Willowe’s actions, and formed the Society to track her down.
Willowe’s parents were tragically killed in a freak accident onboard a ship involving Lord Voldemort (no one is quite sure how this happened and Willowe certainly does not want to talk about it). Until she was fifteen she lived with her five sequel fodder rebellious younger sisters. Willowe’s sisters are Holly (19), Juniper (17), Ashley (13), Aspen (13) and Palm Tree (10). She also has a long-lost newly-found older brother called Alastor. Willowe cares a great deal for her sisters, and in the beginning claimed that she was merely taking over fandoms to find a place where they could all settle and be a proper family. Lately however her behaviour has turned more sinister, so whether Willowe still desires this goal deep down now is unknown.
Until recently, as a level eight Mary-Sue, Willowe had the power to generate her own plotholes at will, meaning no one was ever sure which fandom she would strike in next. However during her last attempt to disrupt the Society, she attempted to steal the green floppy disc from Harriet, containing the remaining copy of her fanfiction on it. The assumption was that she was planning to use the fanfiction to remove all her limitations, and increase her powers to the maximum. Harriet however was able to take the disc back, and edit out her middle names, her beauty and her talent from the original script, thus stripping her of most of her powers. Four Prohibitors (one on each wrist and ankle) took care of the rest. To prevent her followers from attacking the Library to get her back, the Society chose to place her in the Twilight fandom, thinking that there are so many Mary-Sues there, that it would take her followers ages to find her. Her apparent actions involving the missing artifacts and the recruitment of other Mary-Sues to her cause is a mystery to the Society.
Willowe eventually escapes the Twilight fandom with the help of Runoa, who has gained power over Society bounds by taking a small amount of Cassie Anora's power, and frees all of the Sues in the basement from Prohibitors, eventually launching an attack against the Society.
Willowe is often referred to in the Society as "Harriet's Satanic Offspring". No one has ever called Willowe this to her face however (and would probably be foolish to do so).