Shirley the Cliché Stick

Shirley is Ben's muse and partner.

Shirley the Cliche Stick

Name: Shirley

Height: 3'0

Weight: 10 Lbs

Sex: Female

Eye Color: Black

Hair: N/A

Likes: Inflicting massive amounts of pain on anyone.

Dislikes: Cliche's

Quotes:"Grrrr.." "Ok, that was lame...now you die." "Stop running so I can kill you!"

Personality: Shirley is extremely sarcastic, abrasive and violent. As Ben's muse and constant companion, it is Shirley's job to rebuke him whenever he starts using cliches or says or does anything stupid in general. However, since this is Ben we're talking about, this is a frequent occurence. Shirley's preferred method of rebuking Ben however, invariably results in copious amounts of pain for him. It's not quite clear whether Shirley's violent tendencies are a result of pent up frustration at Ben for repeatedly ignoring her criticism or whether she's just violent by nature. Either way, nobody's been brave enough to ask...   Like Ben, Shirley also has a taste for Heavy Metal, most likely acquired from hanging around him so much, The two have different opinions on the genre though, occasionally leading to arguments which in turn lead to Shirley beating Ben up.

History: Next to nothing is known about Shirley's past, except for the fact that she and Ben have been together for a very long time. Nobody's stupid enough to ask any further

Eratta: Shirley has a disturbing amount of fangs and claws and never hesitates to show or use them. She is also made up entirely of wood, the species of which is not quite clear. She has displayed some cannibalistic tendices as she has no qualms about eating wood. Stranger still, is the fact that despite the fact that she has no legs, she has no trouble moving about on her own. She is also highly polished, though whether this is natural or whether she applies the gloss herself is up to debate, just not within earshot of her.