|Type (normal or magic)||Normal|
|Introduced In||"Insert Unpronounceable Alien Species Here"|
Description[edit | edit source]
The Canon Cannon is a large Napoleonic cannon that has the ability to freeze canon in its place, leaving everything non-canon (Sues and Society members, for example) able to move with no disturbances. To fire, the fuse at the top must be lit, and an explosion followed by a shockwave will follow, which causing time and space in the fandom to freeze. The Canon Cannon is registered only to Harriet, and is currently undergoing remodelling as it has a tendency to blast its way across the room if not fixed down, being on two large spoked wheels. Also if the user is not wearing a beret when firing, the cannon can be very destructive to things that are not canon.
The current version of the Canon Cannon is version 2.4b (there hadn’t been a 2.4a or even a 2.3 for that matter, but Harriet is insistent it sounds more impressive). It still does not work much better than the previous version. It requires Level 2 or 3 Security Clearance to operate, and a healthy dose of insanity.
|Standard Issue||Communicator • Copyright • Plothole Generator • Prohibitors • Scene Transition|
|Others||Alternative Universe • Anachron • Anthropomorphiser • Anti-Sue Liquid Products • Automatic Tailorisation Machine • Big Lipped Alligator Moment • Booklight • Bookmark • Canon Camera • Canon Cannon • Citation • Crossover • Deus Ex Machina • Disclaimer • Guest Appearance • Nanoskin Suit 4 • Oneshot • Plot Armour • Plot Device • Plot Summary • Reality Check • Running Gag • S.E.P. Field • Spoiler • Writer's Block|